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orlandobloomers:

  • giving gifts stresses me out
  • getting gifts stresses me out
  • what a bizarre fucking holiday
  • there is a tree in my house
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brandnewswastikas:

The best part about macaroni and cheese is that you don’t even need to chew it. You can just swallow it. If it gets stuck in your throat, you’ll be fine because you can breathe through the noodle tubes.

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vaguelyjewish:

testoster0ne:

how do woman not orgasm when inserting tampons.

like isn’t just like having sex idgi?

This sounds like a Mitt Romney diary entry.

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intoxicatingdelights:

the-real-puckdogmasta:

Chris D’Elia

he’s really super hilarious

oh my fucking god the deer thing i fucking died
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